Crazy Aussie Bastard
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With a name like Crazy Aussie Bastard, people are bound to take notice. And he ‘hates everyone!’ With an occupation as a sledger — slang for verbal abuser — he wins some hearts with his candor, and creates a ruckus on the internet. If you haven’t already been to his blog, here’s a taste of what you will find …
Spanish Steps are Not Smiling
A man was arrested before dawn on Wednesday as he drove his Toyota Celica down the Spanish steps, one of Rome’s most popular tourist spots where visitors are banned from drinking and singing, not to mention driving.
This is what it may have looked like … LOL
Poor old Spanish steps.
They would not have known what had hit them.
Maybe this South American driver thought he was back home on the mountain roads of Colombia chewing coca leaves … LOL … probably just as smashed on alcohol.
Bruce Out!
Officials Jailed After Bridge Built by Blind Man Collapses
A Chinese court has jailed two officials after they let a blind contractor build a bridge which collapsed during construction and injured 12 people, the official Xinhua news agency said Monday.
Just a pile of rubble … or is it Rubbish … LOL
It must be a case of the blind leading the blind to build a Chinese bridge.
Maybe he convinced them he could see a vision of the future or, he bribed them enough to give him the contract.
Good one China!
Bruce Out!
I Love You’s ALL … NOT!
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Brisbane City Council has established a ‘Women’s Only’ parking lot at the Westfield Shopping Centre in Carindale. Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Here’s the punchline!
This was emailed to me with the following message — “Send this to all you care about … and to any who appreciates a good laugh.”
Bruce Out!
It’s no small secret that I’m a devoted U2 fan. Bono ROCKS! Crazy Aussie Bastard had written a post bashing my dearest Bono. I left him a comment stating that Bono has done so much to help people, more than many others ever had. He was even knighted by the Queen this year. His response? “It’s so true … even a poor Koala gets caught up in it … LOL.”
Now how can you not like a guy like that? Go pay Bruce a visit at Crazy Aussie Bastard, and tell him I sent you. But y’all come back now, ya hear?
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what a great post Deborah !!!!!This Aussie Bastard sounds like a real card……loved the Brisbane females carpark……and the blind bridge builder……
Yes Kim, I really like his style and topics he writes on. He’s pretty hilarious too! That, and the fact that we both report on off-beat topics was why I agreed to do the feature for him.