Customer Service – More Than 100 Surefire Ways to Diss Your Customers
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Do your customers annoy you? Have you thought of ways that you can push them away and kill off business? If you are at a loss for fresh methods, this is a list of more than 100 surefire ways that is certain to help you succeed to diss your customers.
I had so much fun with this article that I couldn’t help writing about it. I enjoy a bit of dark humor, and some of the items on this list do not fall short of that:
#11. Best customer service award goes to: the one with the subtle blend of psychology and extreme violent behavior.
#19. If you can’t beat the customers, arrange to have them beaten.
#33. Defeat to a customer ain’t bitter if you can sprinkle them with a little dirty revenge.
#37. State that they’re calling you a bitch like as if it was a bad thing.
#39. You can be one of those bad things that happens to good people.
#56. Never underestimate the power of stupidity when you’re the customer service manager.
#63. Throw the customer a stick and ask them to go away.
#111. Deja moo: The feeling you’ve heard this customer bull before.
Read on for more bad customer service idiocies, complete with cartoons by the popular artists Randy Glasbergen and Mike Baldwin.
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Hey, Thank you for great tips.
Good customer service is the lifeblood of any business. You can offer promotions and slash prices to bring in as many new customers as you want, but unless you can get some of those customers to come back, your business won’t be profitable for long.
Good customer service is all about bringing customers back. And about sending them away happy – happy enough to pass positive feedback about your business along to others, who may then try the product or service you offer for themselves and in their turn become repeat customers.