Hooters Calendar Girls 2008
This year’s edition of Hooter’s Calendar Girls serves up a sense of grandiose drama with no holds barred as delicious hot babes bare it all in nothing but feathers! This is grass-roots girlie action at its finest! We’re not only serving up foxy pics, we’re also redressing stereotypes of what pinup calendars — and owls — are about, both on and beneath the surface.
Name: Mindi
Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
Career Aspirations: My own tour show would be awesome to suit my passion for travel
Likes: Sky Diving
Favorite Food: Hot wings
Favorite Song: Who Are You – The Who
Looks For in Males: Clean claws and feet
Name: Electra
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Career Aspirations: Finish massage therapy school
Likes: Dancing on bar tables
Favorite Food: Road kill
Favorite Song: Who Can It Be Now – Men at Work
Looks For in Males: Exceptional crown
Name: Angelina
Zodiac Sign: Pisces
Career Aspirations: My pic hanging next to computers all over the world
Likes: Tackle football, ahem
Favorite Food: Racy rats
Favorite Song: Who Let the Dogs Out – Baha Men
Looks For in Males: Playfulness
Name: Tamara
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Career Aspirations: Beer at happy hour is all I need to put a smile on my face
Likes: Bungee jumping
Favorite Food: More beer
Favorite Song: I’m the One Who Loves You – Curtis Mayfield
Looks For in Males: Hawkeyes
Name: Mercedes
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Career Aspirations: Get into marketing to advertise my wares
Likes: Must love animals
Favorite Food: Wigglin warm worms
Favorite Song: Who We Are – Hope Partlow
Looks For in Males: Brawn AND brains
Name: Heidi
Zodiac Sign: Gemini
Career Aspirations: Further my modeling career
Likes: Fast cars
Favorite Food: Road toads
Favorite Song: Who’s That Girl – Madonna
Looks For in Males: Free spirits and guys who ride Harleys
Name: Ashley
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Career Aspirations: Be on covers of magazines
Likes: Hangliding
Favorite Food: Scrapple. Look it up.
Favorite Song: I Wanna Dance with Someone Who Loves Me – Whitney Houston
Looks For in Males: Real wild ones
Name: Misty
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Career Aspirations: Compete in swimsuit pageants
Likes: Speed-freaks
Favorite Food: Beef tartar
Favorite Song: Who Will You Run To – Heart
Looks For in Males: Higher mating efforts
Name: Amber
Zodiac Sign: Virgo
Career Aspirations: Have my own veterinarian school
Likes: Playing pool
Favorite Food: Haggis
Favorite Song: Who Is She to You – Brandy
Looks For in Males: Fearsome forager
Name: Mariah
Zodiac Sign: Libra
Career Aspirations: Have my own spa
Likes: Extreme sports
Favorite Food: The wattly stuff on a rooster’s head
Favorite Song: Who’s Sorry Now? – Ella Fitzgerald
Looks For in Males: Greater flight skills
Name: Amie
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Career Aspirations: Be a playmate
Likes: Going to the beach
Favorite Food: Stewed mice
Favorite Song: Who Dat? – JT Money
Looks For in Males: Superb set of feathers
Name: Nicole
Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
Career Aspirations: I’m still figuring that out
Likes: Monster truck shows
Favorite Food: Spam
Favorite Song: Who Says You Can’t Have It All – Alan Jackson
Looks For in Males: Risk taking predator
Grab your very own Calendar, Hooters Girls Pics for your iPhone, Screensavers, or HD wallpapers at uonlywish.com
Neil Sedaka – Calendar Girl
Neil Sedaka, chirping and dancing his way through his top ten hit from the early 60’s
Special thanks to my friend Rick who gave me the inspiration by sending me a calendar.























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Dugg ya! This is very clever!
I love Hooters but this was kinda false advertising!!
@ Kuanyin
Clever!? … Are you American or something?!
Love it! This is great!!
What a great marketing ploy to get people to the site. Well it worked for at least for one person.Much props from the world of Hip Hop. Be sure to holla at my blog!! Peace
Too bad…I already had my pants down before the page loaded! DOH!
Too bad about the javascript errors in loading IE 6.0 or is that intentional
god those birds were soooo hot!
Come on……
Buzz Kill!
Don’t you have better things to do, than lure guys to your site. With false hope of seeing large breasts.
Jesus, I wouldn’t mind if the owls were at least good looking but these ones are rotters. My chub lasted about eight seconds.
Thanks so much Kuanyin
Tom dawlin, this post had been written in a joking manner, and filed under humor. I’m not selling anything here, and even the comment about where to get screensavers etc was said in a cheeky humorous tone.
Nothing was meant to offend, and I’m sorry that you find it so. I would have thought that you would have interpreted it as a joke, of all the people that I know. I recall you saying once on another friend’s site that we have in common that you were heading over here “to see what that crazy Canadian’s been up to.”
I’m sorry if this upset you. Don’t go away miffed! Smoooooooches!!!
Thanks Dirt
Majesty, believe it or not, this was not an intentional marketing ploy, as I mentioned to Tom, it was written as a joke. But I’m glad that you enjoyed the twist, and I’ll be sure to come pay you a visit
@ Brad
Pete, I have no idea where the errors are. I use both Firefox and IE7. There was a large surge of traffic here, perhaps that was what was causing the errors you experienced?
Nickml, sorry you feel so strongly, see my comment to Tom.
O RLY?
creative, i like that, what are u smoking?
i am invites you to join. i am always seeking good, amusing art and artists. your good, and i like it. it’s funny.
What’s your point ?
I’m not sure what your question is, Pete, but this story had appeared on Digg, and I did see someone linking to owl photos of ‘O Rly,’ with various hats on their heads.
Hehe, nothing Bruce, the only thing that I had imbibed while writing this was Coca-Cola
Thanks Iam, glad you enjoyed it. I don’t often write humor, but that’s not to say that I don’t enjoy reading it
You will however frequently find articles on artists here, as I like to promote those with great talent.
Marzie, there was no point. It’s strictly a joke
Was expecting something very different from the title, nice joke
DAMN IT !!! WHY DO I KEEP FALLING FOR THIS !!!
This is very clever!
This is very clever!
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Never know quite what to expect when I visit your site. This wasn’t the “Hooters” I was looking forward too. Does, however remind me of my sister. Somewhile back I went to visit her in the country in southwest Mississippi and she had a pet owl. She had found the poor little thing along side the road with a broken wing and took him home and nursed it back to health. It had its own perch next to Long John her parrot and the two seemed to get along. In those days it was legal to pick up and help the critters if they were hurt, now its illegal to even touch one–the laws have really gotten crazy, even here in Mississippi a bastion of consevatism. Any way she kept the own for about five years before it finally passed away. It was one of the smaller owls were have in the area (screech owl). She had named it, but the name slips my mind now. I have one site with the real hooters.
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