Hooters Calendar Girls 2008

By Deborah • March 5, 2008

This year’s edition of Hooter’s Calendar Girls serves up a sense of grandiose drama with no holds barred as delicious hot babes bare it all in nothing but feathers! This is grass-roots girlie action at its finest! We’re not only serving up foxy pics, we’re also redressing stereotypes of what pinup calendars — and owls — are about, both on and beneath the surface.

Name: Mindi

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Career Aspirations: My own tour show would be awesome to suit my passion for travel

Likes: Sky Diving

Favorite Food: Hot wings

Favorite Song: Who Are You – The Who

Looks For in Males: Clean claws and feet

Name: Electra

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

Career Aspirations: Finish massage therapy school

Likes: Dancing on bar tables

Favorite Food: Road kill

Favorite Song: Who Can It Be Now – Men at Work

Looks For in Males: Exceptional crown

Name: Angelina

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Career Aspirations: My pic hanging next to computers all over the world

Likes: Tackle football, ahem

Favorite Food: Racy rats

Favorite Song: Who Let the Dogs Out – Baha Men

Looks For in Males: Playfulness

Name: Tamara

Zodiac Sign: Aries

Career Aspirations: Beer at happy hour is all I need to put a smile on my face

Likes: Bungee jumping

Favorite Food: More beer

Favorite Song: I’m the One Who Loves You – Curtis Mayfield

Looks For in Males: Hawkeyes

Name: Mercedes

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

Career Aspirations: Get into marketing to advertise my wares

Likes: Must love animals

Favorite Food: Wigglin warm worms

Favorite Song: Who We Are – Hope Partlow

Looks For in Males: Brawn AND brains

Name: Heidi

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

Career Aspirations: Further my modeling career

Likes: Fast cars

Favorite Food: Road toads

Favorite Song: Who’s That Girl – Madonna

Looks For in Males: Free spirits and guys who ride Harleys

Name: Ashley

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Career Aspirations: Be on covers of magazines

Likes: Hangliding

Favorite Food: Scrapple. Look it up.

Favorite Song: I Wanna Dance with Someone Who Loves Me – Whitney Houston

Looks For in Males: Real wild ones

Name: Misty

Zodiac Sign: Leo

Career Aspirations: Compete in swimsuit pageants

Likes: Speed-freaks

Favorite Food: Beef tartar

Favorite Song: Who Will You Run To – Heart

Looks For in Males: Higher mating efforts

Name: Amber

Zodiac Sign: Virgo

Career Aspirations: Have my own veterinarian school

Likes: Playing pool

Favorite Food: Haggis

Favorite Song: Who Is She to You – Brandy

Looks For in Males: Fearsome forager

Name: Mariah

Zodiac Sign: Libra

Career Aspirations: Have my own spa

Likes: Extreme sports

Favorite Food: The wattly stuff on a rooster’s head

Favorite Song: Who’s Sorry Now? – Ella Fitzgerald

Looks For in Males: Greater flight skills

Name: Amie

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

Career Aspirations: Be a playmate

Likes: Going to the beach

Favorite Food: Stewed mice

Favorite Song: Who Dat? – JT Money

Looks For in Males: Superb set of feathers

Name: Nicole

Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

Career Aspirations: I’m still figuring that out

Likes: Monster truck shows

Favorite Food: Spam

Favorite Song: Who Says You Can’t Have It All – Alan Jackson

Looks For in Males: Risk taking predator

Grab your very own Calendar, Hooters Girls Pics for your iPhone, Screensavers, or HD wallpapers at uonlywish.com

Neil Sedaka – Calendar Girl
Neil Sedaka, chirping and dancing his way through his top ten hit from the early 60’s

Special thanks to my friend Rick who gave me the inspiration by sending me a calendar.

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tom Mar 6th, 2008 at 10:33 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=zSd-irQ2T1g
Kuanyin (2 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 11:35 am

Dugg ya! This is very clever!
tom (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 1:11 pm

I love Hooters but this was kinda false advertising!!
Jim (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

@ Kuanyin

Clever!? … Are you American or something?!
Dirt Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

Love it! This is great!!
Majesty/Street Knowledge Media (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

What a great marketing ploy to get people to the site. Well it worked for at least for one person.Much props from the world of Hip Hop. Be sure to holla at my blog!! Peace
Brad Brown (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Too bad…I already had my pants down before the page loaded! DOH!
Pete Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

Too bad about the javascript errors in loading IE 6.0 or is that intentional
Tech Deck (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

god those birds were soooo hot!
tom goose Mar 6th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

Come on……
Erik (1 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 5:30 pm

Buzz Kill!
NickmI Nutts Mar 6th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Don’t you have better things to do, than lure guys to your site. With false hope of seeing large breasts.
B Obama Mar 6th, 2008 at 7:09 pm

Jesus, I wouldn’t mind if the owls were at least good looking but these ones are rotters. My chub lasted about eight seconds.
Deborah (1483 comments.) Mar 6th, 2008 at 7:19 pm

Thanks so much Kuanyin

Tom dawlin, this post had been written in a joking manner, and filed under humor. I’m not selling anything here, and even the comment about where to get screensavers etc was said in a cheeky humorous tone.

Nothing was meant to offend, and I’m sorry that you find it so. I would have thought that you would have interpreted it as a joke, of all the people that I know. I recall you saying once on another friend’s site that we have in common that you were heading over here “to see what that crazy Canadian’s been up to.”

I’m sorry if this upset you. Don’t go away miffed! Smoooooooches!!!

Thanks Dirt

Majesty, believe it or not, this was not an intentional marketing ploy, as I mentioned to Tom, it was written as a joke. But I’m glad that you enjoyed the twist, and I’ll be sure to come pay you a visit

@ Brad

Pete, I have no idea where the errors are. I use both Firefox and IE7. There was a large surge of traffic here, perhaps that was what was causing the errors you experienced?

Nickml, sorry you feel so strongly, see my comment to Tom.
Pete Mar 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

O RLY?
bruce Mar 7th, 2008 at 9:53 am

creative, i like that, what are u smoking?
iam Mar 7th, 2008 at 10:29 am

i am invites you to join. i am always seeking good, amusing art and artists. your good, and i like it. it’s funny.
Marzie Mar 8th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

What’s your point ?
Deborah (1483 comments.) Mar 8th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

I’m not sure what your question is, Pete, but this story had appeared on Digg, and I did see someone linking to owl photos of ‘O Rly,’ with various hats on their heads.

Hehe, nothing Bruce, the only thing that I had imbibed while writing this was Coca-Cola

Thanks Iam, glad you enjoyed it. I don’t often write humor, but that’s not to say that I don’t enjoy reading it You will however frequently find articles on artists here, as I like to promote those with great talent.

Marzie, there was no point. It’s strictly a joke
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Ron Russell(new comment) Jun 9th, 2009 at 2:56 am

Never know quite what to expect when I visit your site. This wasn’t the “Hooters” I was looking forward too. Does, however remind me of my sister. Somewhile back I went to visit her in the country in southwest Mississippi and she had a pet owl. She had found the poor little thing along side the road with a broken wing and took him home and nursed it back to health. It had its own perch next to Long John her parrot and the two seemed to get along. In those days it was legal to pick up and help the critters if they were hurt, now its illegal to even touch one–the laws have really gotten crazy, even here in Mississippi a bastion of consevatism. Any way she kept the own for about five years before it finally passed away. It was one of the smaller owls were have in the area (screech owl). She had named it, but the name slips my mind now. I have one site with the real hooters.

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